Arizona Coyotes: Player Captions, December Edition

Have you ever wondered what NHL players are thinking while in the midst of a game?

Consider this my Holiday gift to all of you–my readers. Of course I already submitted a poem recently called “Arizona Coyotes the Night Before Puck Drop”. This idea came to me as I viewed some recent photos on the Arizona Coyotes site.

Since I was a kid I used to fool around and loved to put captions to photos. Well, I thought.. why not try it with hockey photos. Now, since our team is in the depths of changes, losses, and games where we as fans are wondering–what are they doing?

I think this will take some of the stress associated with that issue and turn it into a laugh. Laughter is known by medial experts to be healthy for us in many ways. It releases endorphins, which fight infection- and not sure about you, but I try to avoid infections!

So, without further ado… here’s my COYOTES CAPTIONS….  Enjoy, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL ! !

"Gee… I hope Mom packed my warm socks, it gets COLD in Alberta !"

 I’m sure Toby Speeder Rieder will be able to buy all the socks he wishes if he continues playing the way he has been of late. His two goals in 58 seconds vs Edmonton lately really got him known in the NHL hockey world.. as well it should. He has shown good line chemistry with Shane Doan, and really who wouldn’t?. He has a promising future with this team, and it will be exciting to see how he progresses. I would personally love to see him lined with Michal Boedker. Can you imagine the speeding tickets those two forwards would accumulate?

Without further ado, we give you the rest of the best… or the best of the rest? We give you the most likely player thoughts of the season.