Keeping up with BizNasty: Off-Season Updates on Paul Bissonnette

Apr 12, 2013; Calgary, Alberta, CAN; Phoenix Coyotes left wing Paul Bissonnette (12) skates during the warmup against the Calgary Flames at the Scotiabank Saddledome. Calgary Flames won 3-2. Mandatory Credit: Sergei Belski-USA TODAY Sports

I know, I know. Biznasty has left the desert. Sorry it’s hard to move on, guys.

For those who want to keep up with what’s been going on in the life of “everyone’s favorite fourth line plug”, though, here are a couple of notable news stories about the guy-

According to Rumors, the Biz might be staying in North America, after all

THANK. GOD. Amirite? According to My NHL Trade Rumors, there are a couple of teams willing to pick up the former Coyotes fourth liner. Craig Morgan of Fox Sports Arizona tweeted this out earlier this week:

Of course, I think that the Wild are most likely to win this one. They seem to have an uncanny knack for picking up everyone’s favorite player on another team, and bringing him onto their roster. From Zach Parise and Ilya Bryzgalov to Il Niño and Ryan Suter, it seems only natural that Minnesota would steal Arizona’s dearly beloved, too.*

*I’m only kind of kidding about this.

With just over a month left until the first game of the NHL preseason, it seems only logical that should this kind of trade be in place, fans will be hearing about it sooner rather than later- so keep your ears open.

Being an unsigned UFA hasn’t stopped the force that is Biznasty’s social network presence, though.

Fans would probably riot if Paul Bissonnette went quiet on social media. He’s become almost a staple in practically every casual hockey fan’s Twitter and Instagram feeds- and despite remaining unsigned a month after free agency began, the former enforcer has continued to crank out gold.  A couple of notable pictures and trolls that BizNasty2.0 has put out for the world to experience:

He’s not just using his social media presence for laughs, though.

Bissonnette may no longer be a Coyote, but he still plans on using his residual star power for good.