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Arizona Coyotes Face Harry Potter’s Sorting Hat

By Vincent Benedict

Oct 15, 2016; Glendale, AZ, USA; The Arizona Coyotes celebrate after beating the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 in overtime at Gila River Arena. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 15, 2016; Glendale, AZ, USA; The Arizona Coyotes celebrate after beating the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 in overtime at Gila River Arena. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports /
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Oct 20, 2016; Montreal, Quebec, CAN; Arizona Coyotes forward ryan White (25) prepares for a faceoff against the Montreal Canadiens during the second period at the Bell Centre. Mandatory Credit: Eric Bolte-USA TODAY Sports /

Maybe They’re Good, Maybe They’re Bad. Maybe Don’t Mess With Them.

Cunning, resourceful, and perhaps a little bit cutthroat. Members of Slytherin are known to be a little selfish, a little evil, or a little bit of both.

Ryan White

He looks like the older darker haired version of Draco Malfoy.

Aside from looks he is always there to annoy the opponent and antagonize them. Maybe he’ll even take a bad penalty or two.

He isn’t afraid to get physical, and this sorts him right into Slytherin.

White could substitute in as the third goon next to Crabbe and Goyle.

Mike Smith

Is he bad? Good?

Is he good, yet has bad games?

Or is he the bad guy who does good things every now and then?

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Can he be consistently good? That’s something that hasn’t been seen from a Slytherin.

The crazy ups and downs in Smitty’s game land him in Slytherin. The Professor Snape of the Coyotes; perhaps we won’t realize how good he is until it is all said and done.

Jamie McBain

With a name like McBain, where else would he be sorted?

Like many members of Slytherin, Jamie McBain elicits fear when he’s on the ice.

Unfortunately for the Arizona Coyotes, the fear is in their own fan base.

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